{"product_id":"brocabulary-9780061547560","title":"Brocabulary","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBro-cab-u-lary\u003c\/em\u003e (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your bros\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePut down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and step into the testosterzone with \u003cem\u003eBrocabulary\u003c\/em\u003e. Wax fandiloquent about your favorite team or have a fargone-versation at the bar. \u003cem\u003eBrocabulary\u003c\/em\u003e leaves the vagibberish to the chicks and shows you how to: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDefine your stripping point (the precise number of Jäger shots it takes to make a woman want to get naked with you).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConceal a bangover after a night of excessive sex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElect yourself the next Abraham Drinkin' and make an Inebriation Proclamation (\"Four whores and seven beers ago . . .\").\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eStop brocrastinating!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's time to become everyone's guydol by leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e William Morrow \u0026amp; Company\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/07\/2008\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780061547560\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 240\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.56lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.26h x 5.56w x 0.63d","brand":"Daniel Maurer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51843988914357,"sku":"9780061547560","price":16.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_d8ad5e24-7885-4c68-ab56-8d1cff335de6.jpg?v=1759848620","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/brocabulary-9780061547560","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}