{"product_id":"board-stiff-9781504005548","title":"Board Stiff","description":"\u003cb\u003eKandy may be bored stiff, but a magical mishap makes her problem literal in this hilarious novel in the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e-bestselling Xanth series.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e In the land of Xanth, where everyone has a unique magical talent, adventures come easily to most. But two inhabitants find themselves quite bored . . . until they're inadvertently thrust together on a mission to save Xanth from an anti-pun virus that could turn their world into just another Mundania.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Irrelevant Kandy is gorgeous, but thanks to a mental typo and an ornery wishing well, she's now an actual board--with mind control powers. So much for her big plans for adventure, excitement, and romance. And Ease has his own problems, namely that everything is just too easy. He craves a challenge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Fortunately, Humfrey the Good Magician is more than happy to provide them with a quest. The duo--along with a basilisk bodyguard in the form of a young woman and nefarious android Com Pewter--is tasked with saving the puns of Xanth. But who could have released a virus that would destroy Xanth's essence, and can Kandy and Ease figure out how to stop it in time?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Open Road Media Science \u0026amp; Fantasy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/20\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781504005548\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 284\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.29lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.75d","brand":"Piers Anthony","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36655175598236,"sku":"9781504005548","price":28.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_71a6b79e-eab7-42fb-aae3-a2f38b0b06c2.jpg?v=1603884922","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/board-stiff-9781504005548","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}