{"product_id":"beet-this-an-unofficial-schrute-farms-cookbook-9781646041886","title":"Beet This: An Unofficial Schrute Farms Cookbook","description":"\u003cb\u003eSettle in for a stay at Schrute Farms Bed \u0026amp; Breakfast with this hilarious unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that everyone's number one Assistant to the Regional Manager would approve of.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eAsk Yourself, \"What Wouldn't an Idiot Make for Dinner?\" \u003c\/b\u003eThe answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With \u003ci\u003eBeet This, \u003c\/i\u003eyou can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State's culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight's \u003ci\u003eperfectenschlag\u003c\/i\u003e stamp of approval, including: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic) Beet and Cabbage Salad Beet Fries Russian Beet Soup Whole Roasted Beets Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake For a B\u0026amp;B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka and so much more. . . \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Ulysses Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/27\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781646041886\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 144","brand":"Tyanni Niles, Sam Kaplan","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40367481258165,"sku":"9781646041886","price":15.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_df213145-5685-4a23-b0f5-0266378e187c.jpg?v=1624981576","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/beet-this-an-unofficial-schrute-farms-cookbook-9781646041886","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}