{"product_id":"be-happy-or-ill-scream-my-deranged-quest-for-the-perfect-husband-family-and-life-9780312342340","title":"Be Happy or I'll Scream!: My Deranged Quest for the Perfect Husband, Family, and Life","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eBe Happy or I'll Scream\u003c\/i\u003e is for every married woman who has found just the tiniest bit of disconnect between the image of a perfect family in her head-think \"The Brady Bunch\" or \"The Huxtables\"-and the evidence in front of her eyes. Instead of darling and compliant rosy-cheeked children and an adorably tolerant husband ready to go along with zany shenanigans, most women are faced with: kids who view family outings with all the enthusiasm of hardened inmates forced to bust rocks in roadside Alabama and a man who would trade every last one of her kooky ideas for a just a teeny little bit more sex and a hot meal on the table at six. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSheri Lynch, co-cost of radio's syndicated \u003ci\u003eBob \u0026amp; Sheri\u003c\/i\u003e, is a superb humorist of modern marriage, mores, and motherhood. Her \u003ci\u003eHello, My Name Is Mommy\u003c\/i\u003e decoded the pitfalls of pregnancy and trials of new motherhood. \u003ci\u003eBe Happy or I'll Scream\u003c\/i\u003e taps into the wackier, even more wonderful world of family and husband management, kid-raising, and sanity maintenance in the face of it all. Her take on what life is really like inside a marriage-as opposed to what it looks like on the holiday card version of same-will ring both wacky and true to any woman who was ever foolish enough to dream of the perfect marriage and family.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e St. Martin's Griffin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/06\/2007\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780312342340\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 240\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.61lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.32h x 5.52w x 0.65d","brand":"Sheri Lynch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45439054643381,"sku":"9780312342340","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_998e2297-09f0-4827-8e4d-05815822cdf9.jpg?v=1749003256","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/be-happy-or-ill-scream-my-deranged-quest-for-the-perfect-husband-family-and-life-9780312342340","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}