{"product_id":"a-serial-killers-guide-to-marriage-9780593875605","title":"A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage","description":"\u003cb\u003eTwo former serial killers trying to keep their past buried realize that old habits die hard in this \"wildly original, razor-sharp thriller\" (Chris Whitaker, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eauthor of \u003ci\u003eAll the Colors of the Dark\u003c\/i\u003e).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"An invaluable manual that I return to again and again.\"―Hugh Grant\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eI wasn't smashing the patriarchy; I was killing it. Literally.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHazel and Fox are an ordinary married couple with a baby. Except for one small thing: they're murderers. Well, they used to be. They had it all. An enviable London lifestyle, five-star travels, and plenty of bad men to rid from the world. Then Hazel got pregnant. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow, they're just another mom-and-dad-and-baby. They gave up vigilante justice for life in the suburbs: arranged play dates instead of body disposals, diapers over daggers, mommy conversations instead of the sweet seduction right before a kill. Hazel finds her new life terribly dull. And the more she forces herself to play her monotonous, predictable role, the more she begins to feel that murderous itch again. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMeanwhile, Fox has really taken to being a father. Always the planner, he loves being five steps ahead of everyone and knowing exactly what's coming around the bend. Plus, if anyone can understand Hazel needing one more kill, it's Fox. But then Hazel kills someone without telling Fox. And when police show up at their door, Hazel realizes it will take everything she has to keep her family together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Bantam\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/04\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780593875605\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 352\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.59lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.19w x 0.72d","brand":"Asia MacKay","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51708044312757,"sku":"9780593875605","price":16.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_330d4792-f802-402f-a2c6-5fc648929587.jpg?v=1757397190","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/a-serial-killers-guide-to-marriage-9780593875605","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}