{"product_id":"3000-jokes-2997-laughs-9780008677169","title":"3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe ultimate joke book with over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion: ranging from one-liners and observations, to classic funny stories that will provide hours of fun. \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMike Haskins and Stephen Arnott collate this wonderful comedy-fest full of quick-fire one-liners, timely observations and rambling yarns - from the classic to the modern. This book contains quips for every occasion: from a best man's speech to a sales conference, for swapping around the dinner table and even for when you're sitting on the loo!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArranged by subject matter, you'll always be able to find just the right joke for any situation. (Unless you're a child, because this book is \u003cstrong\u003estrictly for adults only\u003c\/strong\u003e.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious collection will appeal to those who want to find a specific rib-tickler for an upcoming event, and to those who wants to settle down in an armchair and have a good old laugh. From the hilariously cringe-worthy dad joke, to the witty brain-teaser, \u003cem\u003e3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs\u003c\/em\u003e will leave you the funniest person in every room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJokes include: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eTom's eyesight is getting very bad. He's had to get a special new pair of glasses to help him find where he left his old glasses.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWhat do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eToday is the birthday of the inventor of the boomerang. I think we should all wish him Many Happy Returns.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSettle in, and prepare to laugh your socks off!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Pavilion Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/29\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780008677169\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 480\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.59lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.81h x 5.06w x 1.19d","brand":"Mike Haskins, Stephen Arnott","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45150728454325,"sku":"9780008677169","price":12.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_28bbfc37-2977-46e2-b274-10e8cb7bcded.jpg?v=1741105174","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/3000-jokes-2997-laughs-9780008677169","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}